Fellow followers, I think you should all spread the word of this fantastical blog!
Everyone needs to be exposed to the wonderful world of Devin Townsend!
I am very happy to be here.
Now, continue on your merry way while I post some shit ‘bout hevydevy and scratch my wrinkly balls of wrinkledom.
Here’s two pictures of me and the god himself!
PREPARE YOURSELVES FOR THE SUBJUGATION.